When I come back
- Triumphgirl
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When I come back
I dont know about you ladies, but when I come back in another life, I want to be a man. No disregard to the wonderful male species.
Here are the top 5 reasons I can think of why I would want to experience life as a man. Please feel free to add to this list.
1. You can pee standing up without completely baring your bum.
2. You can fall asleep in 5 minutes.
3. You can open your own jar lids with out banging it on the counter, running it under hot water and rupturing your spleen.
4. No monthly visits by aunt flow.
5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.
Here are the top 5 reasons I can think of why I would want to experience life as a man. Please feel free to add to this list.
1. You can pee standing up without completely baring your bum.
2. You can fall asleep in 5 minutes.
3. You can open your own jar lids with out banging it on the counter, running it under hot water and rupturing your spleen.
4. No monthly visits by aunt flow.
5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.
I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens
- storysunfolding
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Re: When I come back
Yeah. Enjoy opening all those jars, changing all those tires and trying to get a drink from a bartender.
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Re: When I come back
TG...me, too. (although I have a gadget attached to the underside of the cabinet so I can open my own jars easily. )
Men are physically stronger.....
Men are physically stronger.....
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Re: When I come back
Almost correct, its and in no particular order: food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game......food....sleep....s*x.....beer....the game.Triumphgirl wrote: 5. Men are simple creatures...food...sleep...s*x...food...s*x...beer...sleep.
But being a gentleman, I can forgive you for missing a couple, you are just a girl after all.
Always ask why.
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Re: When I come back
Whats this sleep thing? Beer, sport, beer,sex,food, beer sex beer Then sleep
I kiss my dog on the mouth
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Re: When I come back
I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
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Re: When I come back
It would be great if more people did not drink.Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
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Re: When I come back
moderationblues2cruise wrote:It would be great if more people did not drink.Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
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- Triumphgirl
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- Triumphgirl
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Re: When I come back
Trust me, a man that does not drink, is just as much a man or more!!!Wrider wrote:I don't drink... Does that make me not a man? I should probably tell the girl I'm talking to about this conundrum... haha
I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens