I'm a murderer!
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- Real Name: Ryan
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Pretty good stories, but I think I've got you all beat! I have never actually hit an animal while driving/riding, but I have scared two to death! Literally, both times, the animal decided it wanted to run out in front of me, missed my tires, but passed underneath the car. Both times I saw it, stopped, turned around, picked them up to make sure I hadn't crushed some part of them, and moved them to the side of the road. BEAT THAT!
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Have owned - 2001 Suzuki Volusia
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MMI Graduation date January 9th, 2009. Factory Certifications in Suzuki and Yamaha
- Scoutmedic
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Take a look at Northern Pete's Blog. Nothing tops him hitting the swamp donkey with a brand new SUV.
I had 3 birds kamikazee me last year. Really freaked me out the first time. I don't know how my deer alert works on deer yet but, the birds seem to dislike it and take off long before I reach them.
Probably the strangest animal experience I've had was a hitchhiker; I worked for a christmas tree nursery for several years. We mowed the lanes between the trees with a Gravely mower and sulky. I felt something on my leg and looked down to find a field mouse hanging onto my pantleg. He stayed there for about 20 minutes before finally jumping off and scampering away.
I had 3 birds kamikazee me last year. Really freaked me out the first time. I don't know how my deer alert works on deer yet but, the birds seem to dislike it and take off long before I reach them.
Probably the strangest animal experience I've had was a hitchhiker; I worked for a christmas tree nursery for several years. We mowed the lanes between the trees with a Gravely mower and sulky. I felt something on my leg and looked down to find a field mouse hanging onto my pantleg. He stayed there for about 20 minutes before finally jumping off and scampering away.
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One dark morning (5:30 am) I was in a cloverleaf leaned way over when a cat ran from the grass right into my front wheel.
No choice - cut it in half.
Felt bad about it for a week.
No choice - cut it in half.
Felt bad about it for a week.
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Bill and Pete do the Dragon's Tail at Deal's Gap:
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- intotherain
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I didn't actually hit this bird, but funny story anyway....
I was cruising up a county road out in farm-land boonies and a ring-neck pheasant flew out from the side of the road right in front of me, I thought I was going to hit it but it swerved and actually lead me!! flew about 5-8 feet in front of my windshield for a good 1/10 mile then swerved to the side of the road...swear by GOD TO IT!!...I was so close I could see it was a brightly colored male, feet folded up behind it, hear the brrrrrr of its wing beats and see its was the size of a feathered MEDICINE BALL!! OH, THANKEE LOR' I did'nt hit it!--right through the windshield into my open face and I wouldn't be here typing this!!!
I was cruising up a county road out in farm-land boonies and a ring-neck pheasant flew out from the side of the road right in front of me, I thought I was going to hit it but it swerved and actually lead me!! flew about 5-8 feet in front of my windshield for a good 1/10 mile then swerved to the side of the road...swear by GOD TO IT!!...I was so close I could see it was a brightly colored male, feet folded up behind it, hear the brrrrrr of its wing beats and see its was the size of a feathered MEDICINE BALL!! OH, THANKEE LOR' I did'nt hit it!--right through the windshield into my open face and I wouldn't be here typing this!!!
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aww
aww that sucks dude.
dont feel too bad tho, wasn't ur fault.
dont feel too bad tho, wasn't ur fault.
You only live once, abuse it!
and Live Life For Today As Tomorrow May Never Come --BadAss
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and Live Life For Today As Tomorrow May Never Come --BadAss
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jonnythan wrote:Did you at least blip the throttle right before your front wheel made contact?
That made me laugh.
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