Halloween Question
Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:02 am
I almost asked this question on Mike's "Goo Girl or Boo Boy" thread, but at the last minute realized that'd be hijacking. Forive the lapse in judgement, I've been sick...
Anyway, I have a question about Halloween practices where you live. It's mainly the States I'm interested in, unless this problem is more widespread than I'd imagined...
Here in Utah, the entire Halloween 'thing' has been comandeered by the 'well meaning and safety conscience' Mormons. Instead of supporting or participating the the 'walk around', they do this horrible thing called a "Trunk-or-Treat". This is where, instead of sending your kids walking around the unsafe neighborhood full of prostitutes and crack dealers, everyone drives to their local church, parks their cars and pops their trunks, which are full of candy. Then, all the kids in their costumes walk from one trunk to the next, and that's how they do their 'trick-or-treating'. In this way, you can wrap up the whole unpleasantness of participating in an evil, devil worshipping pagan holiday in about an hour and your kids still get free candy. It's my belief all holidays should be turbo-charged in this way. Imagine how much easier Christmas would be if everyone just took their kids to the toy store Christmas morning and handed them a $100.00 bill. None of that messy tradition garbage, and you could wrap the whole thing up in a couple hours. And for Thanksgiving? Turkey sandwiches at Subway!!
So here's my question -- has Halloween been trashed in this way where you live? Or do the kids still walk about after dark in costume and ring your bell?
Anyway, I have a question about Halloween practices where you live. It's mainly the States I'm interested in, unless this problem is more widespread than I'd imagined...
Here in Utah, the entire Halloween 'thing' has been comandeered by the 'well meaning and safety conscience' Mormons. Instead of supporting or participating the the 'walk around', they do this horrible thing called a "Trunk-or-Treat". This is where, instead of sending your kids walking around the unsafe neighborhood full of prostitutes and crack dealers, everyone drives to their local church, parks their cars and pops their trunks, which are full of candy. Then, all the kids in their costumes walk from one trunk to the next, and that's how they do their 'trick-or-treating'. In this way, you can wrap up the whole unpleasantness of participating in an evil, devil worshipping pagan holiday in about an hour and your kids still get free candy. It's my belief all holidays should be turbo-charged in this way. Imagine how much easier Christmas would be if everyone just took their kids to the toy store Christmas morning and handed them a $100.00 bill. None of that messy tradition garbage, and you could wrap the whole thing up in a couple hours. And for Thanksgiving? Turkey sandwiches at Subway!!
So here's my question -- has Halloween been trashed in this way where you live? Or do the kids still walk about after dark in costume and ring your bell?