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Wrider
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#1 Unread post by Wrider »

I ride a two-wheeled, explosion powered machine with enough moving parts to remove entire limbs and surfaces hot enough to cook flesh. It propels me at neck-breaking, bone-snapping, flesh-shredding, speeds over and through obstacles I can see only as blurs. It's a sport that kills the careless, maims the best, and spits at the concept of mercy. So what were you saying about your new golf shoes?
:starwars: :shooting:
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Gummiente
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#2 Unread post by Gummiente »

That's GOLD, baby! :thumbsup: :rocking:
:canada: Mike :gummiente:
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#3 Unread post by fireguzzi »

Thats a good one. 8)
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#4 Unread post by totalmotorcycle »

OMG, too funny! (and true but such a fun sport how can you not love it?).

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#5 Unread post by ibswooft »

I was really into that one! funny, funny
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#6 Unread post by Hondagirl »

:righton:
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#7 Unread post by HYPERR »

Wrider wrote:So what were you saying about your new golf shoes?
The dispicable Eldrick Woods :baby: went the whole year without a single win. :kicking:

Hopefully he will never win another one ever! :jump:
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