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#61 Unread post by blues2cruise »

There is always...


http://www.lavalife.com/


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#62 Unread post by BuzZz »

HELL NO!!!! :hide3:

That's where I met my last wife.

Just a hint for anyone thinking about trying that..... forget asking for pictures.

















Demand a Psychological Profile from at least 3 separate shrinks.

Trust me on this one. Really. I mean it. :confused2:
No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#63 Unread post by Triumphgirl »

Mmmm Sweat Pants, with stains on the front, dont know about you blues but that gets me everytime. Cant control myself!!! :shutup:

Oh and we cant forget the mud flaps with the chrome naked woman on it to top it all off.

Oh and "NO FEAR" sticker on the back window.

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#64 Unread post by Triumphgirl »

BuzZz wrote:
However, it has to be said.......

It is stupidly easy to fill that truck with cute and willing (granted, not very bright) women. There is something of a desirable element to that, ya know?....... :dunno:

Of course, I myself either ride a sportbike with no pillion seat or drive my Hyundai most of the time. It is amazingly difficult to get a woman of any description to go for a ride with either of those........ :roll:
I guess there is someone for everyone in this life. :wink:

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#65 Unread post by Loonette »

Dear Driver(s) who refuses to pull over for my 4-ton ambulance,

... GET THE F**K OUT OF MY WAY!!

(Felt good to get that off of my chest!)

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#66 Unread post by Triumphgirl »

Well I became the "Dear that Guy", I was driving with my sisters and they are twins. So needless to say they talk at the same time, sometimes saying the same things....creepy. Anyway, due to the fact that me and my sisters get along great, we are usually having a fun. Well ,me being the driver was quite distracted and almost got us killed driving out onto a main road. Sorry guy in the Jeep. I hope you didnt have to change your underpants. :oops:
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#67 Unread post by BuzZz »

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

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No Witnesses.... :shifty:

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#68 Unread post by Triumphgirl »

BuzZz wrote:I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

:whistling:
:shock: I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
:ninja: As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being. :twisted:
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#69 Unread post by Wrider »

Triumphgirl wrote:
BuzZz wrote:I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

:whistling:
:shock: I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
:ninja: As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being. :twisted:
Well in that case... Hey Buzzz, ya hear the one about the three blondes almost wrecking some poor guy's Jeep when they tried to run him off the road?
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#70 Unread post by Triumphgirl »

Wrider wrote:
Triumphgirl wrote:
BuzZz wrote:I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

:whistling:
:shock: I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
:ninja: As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being. :twisted:
Well in that case... Hey Buzzz, ya hear the one about the three blondes almost wrecking some poor guy's Jeep when they tried to run him off the road?
:starwars: :lol:
HAHAHA...Yes I heard about that one. Apparently he was from Colorado. She didnt succeed the first time so she, being a blonde, figured she would hunt him down and try again. :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:
I keep trying to Think...but nothing hAppens

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