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#101 Unread post by Wrider »

Dear that guy,
It snowed! Speed up so I can drift around the corners like I want to!
Ok sorry Blues just had to. We just had our first "snow" of the year finally (new record), and it was only a dusting, and I was itching to try out the V8 RWD truck... haha
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Wrider wrote:Dear that guy,
It snowed! Speed up so I can drift around the corners like I want to!
Ok sorry Blues just had to. We just had our first "snow" of the year finally (new record), and it was only a dusting, and I was itching to try out the V8 RWD truck... haha
That's what big empty parking lots are for. :mrgreen:
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#103 Unread post by Wrider »

blues2cruise wrote:That's what big empty parking lots are for. :mrgreen:
Empty??? :shock:
That's why everyone kept getting mad at me!
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#104 Unread post by blues2cruise »

Wrider wrote:
blues2cruise wrote:That's what big empty parking lots are for. :mrgreen:
Empty??? :shock:
That's why everyone kept getting mad at me!
:laughing: :laughing:
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#105 Unread post by dr_bar »

Wrider wrote:Dear that guy,
It snowed! Speed up so I can drift around the corners like I want to!
Ok sorry Blues just had to. We just had our first "snow" of the year finally (new record), and it was only a dusting, and I was itching to try out the V8 RWD truck... haha

Snow on the ground??? Doesn't that mean it's time for you to go out and find a great deal on a two wheeled vehicle???
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#106 Unread post by High_Side »

Dear that LADY from up the street:

I imagine your surprise at seeing me this morning.....or maybe it wasn't a surprise, just a bad case of "Clown Brows."

Last week you were a reasonably attractive 40 y.o. woman. For Christmas you decided that you needed to change it up a little getting your eyebrows removed and re-drawn in an effort to look like Tammy Fay Baker. Your husband likely would not say a word, for fear of reprisal but I believe that I represent all men when I say " how the HELL can you think that is attractive"? It's nothing against you personally, as you are a very nice person. However I am only trying to save you from the shame that is the female fashion equivalent of the male comb-over. So please, when you return home, wash the magic marker from your mid-forehead and re-draw them in a location that is reasonably close to what the average human being would grow them, and wait until the real thing slowly returns...

As I am most notably NOT a fashion model myself you can take this with a grain of salt. However, I do know what a shame it was to see the decline from last week until now and am saddened to see this happen to someone at such a young age. :P

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#107 Unread post by Johnj »

High_Side wrote: "Clown Brows." :P
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#108 Unread post by blues2cruise »

Johnj wrote:
High_Side wrote: "Clown Brows." :P
:laughing:
:laughing: I agree with you.... :laughing: :laughing:
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#109 Unread post by sapaul »

Dear that Girl.

It distressed me to get your note explaining that coco pops are really difficult to get out of the leather interior of your SLK Mercedes and that the chocolate milk stains will be almost impossible to remove. I am assuming that the same will the case for the expensive dress that you were wearing. Please understand that I am not distressed for you, but no Merc deserves to have coco pops thrown around it's interior.

Did you not hear that bike when you were eating your breakfast, were you not suprised when that biker slapped your window, of course you were, that's how the coco pops flew around the car.

I suppose the lesson to be learned is, eat your coco pops dry when you are on your way to wherever.
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#110 Unread post by fireguzzi »

sapaul wrote:Dear that Girl.

It distressed me to get your note explaining that coco pops are really difficult to get out of the leather interior of your SLK Mercedes and that the chocolate milk stains will be almost impossible to remove. I am assuming that the same will the case for the expensive dress that you were wearing. Please understand that I am not distressed for you, but no Merc deserves to have coco pops thrown around it's interior.

Did you not hear that bike when you were eating your breakfast, were you not suprised when that biker slapped your window, of course you were, that's how the coco pops flew around the car.

I suppose the lesson to be learned is, eat your coco pops dry when you are on your way to wherever.
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