Dear That Guy

[blues2cruise]

There is always...


http://www.lavalife.com/

[BuzZz]

HELL NO!!!!

That's where I met my last wife.

Just a hint for anyone thinking about trying that..... forget asking for pictures.

















Demand a Psychological Profile from at least 3 separate shrinks.

Trust me on this one. Really. I mean it.

[Triumphgirl]

Mmmm Sweat Pants, with stains on the front, dont know about you blues but that gets me everytime. Cant control myself!!!

Oh and we cant forget the mud flaps with the chrome naked woman on it to top it all off.

Oh and "NO FEAR" sticker on the back window.

[Triumphgirl]

However, it has to be said.......

It is stupidly easy to fill that truck with cute and willing (granted, not very bright) women. There is something of a desirable element to that, ya know?.......

Of course, I myself either ride a sportbike with no pillion seat or drive my Hyundai most of the time. It is amazingly difficult to get a woman of any description to go for a ride with either of those........

I guess there is someone for everyone in this life.

[Loonette]

Dear Driver(s) who refuses to pull over for my 4-ton ambulance,

... GET THE F**K OUT OF MY WAY!!

(Felt good to get that off of my chest!)

Cheers,
Loonette

[Triumphgirl]

Well I became the "Dear that Guy", I was driving with my sisters and they are twins. So needless to say they talk at the same time, sometimes saying the same things....creepy. Anyway, due to the fact that me and my sisters get along great, we are usually having a fun. Well ,me being the driver was quite distracted and almost got us killed driving out onto a main road. Sorry guy in the Jeep. I hope you didnt have to change your underpants.

[BuzZz]

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

[Triumphgirl]

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being.

[Wrider]

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being.

Well in that case... Hey Buzzz, ya hear the one about the three blondes almost wrecking some poor guy's Jeep when they tried to run him off the road?

[Triumphgirl]

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere...... if someone was foolish enough to make it.
3 blondes in a car....

I am certain there is no one I know, who would be quite brave enough to make such a joke:
As It most certainly would be detrimental to their well being.

Well in that case... Hey Buzzz, ya hear the one about the three blondes almost wrecking some poor guy's Jeep when they tried to run him off the road?

HAHAHA...Yes I heard about that one. Apparently he was from Colorado. She didnt succeed the first time so she, being a blonde, figured she would hunt him down and try again.

[BuzZz]

Not sure what just happened, but I'm pretty sure.... I Win!

And with only one mildly disguised threat. A new record. Whoo hoo!

[Triumphgirl]

Not sure what just happened, but I'm pretty sure.... I Win!

And with only one mildly disguised threat. A new record. Whoo hoo!

Not so fast...I am stewing and thinking of something extra special for you.

[BuzZz]

Well until then...

I still win!
And I'll enjoy that as long as I can, it usually doesn't last long anways.

Then after I don't win anymore, I'll have a new scar to play with.

[Schlepstream]

Dear That Guy,

Yeah, you! The one that sees me behind you and thinks you're being courteous by pulling waaaayyyy over to the right side, off the shoulder so I can see around you to pass. DON'T!!! You are spraying me with sand, gravel and choking dust when you do that. Trust me, I can see around you and I am maneuverable enough to get around you any time I choose. In this case, it's not the thought that counts.




Sincerely,
Sandblasted.

[blues2cruise]

Dear that guy.....(or in this case, you stupid cow)

Just because I don't take up the whole lane does not give you the right to share my lane.

If I had been in my car, you would not have been able to drive beside me ...so why do you think it's ok, to share my lane so you can move forward to go make a right hand turn?

[ceemes]

Dear that guy.....(or in this case, you stupid cow)

Just because I don't take up the whole lane does not give you the right to share my lane.

If I had been in my car, you would not have been able to drive beside me ...so why do you think it's ok, to share my lane so you can move forward to go make a right hand turn?

Were you riding in Tsawassen? If so I think I know that cow, she did the same thing to me a few months back and I chased her right up to the Point Roberts border crossing.

[blues2cruise]

I was in Surrey. When she came up beside me I tried to make eye contact and explain, but she would not look at me.

This has actually happened on several different occasions.....different times and places.....

Maybe I need to wear black leather and get a big black bike that makes lots of noise....oh...and a skull and crossbones patch on my jacket...

[Wrider]

Maybe I need to wear black leather and get a big black bike that makes lots of noise....oh...and a skull and crossbones patch on my jacket...

No blues you need this jacket... Only 1200 bucks from Icon!

[jaskc78]

I need to wear black leather....

Yes. I agree...and post pics.

And I did not see that jacket when I ordered mine, Wrider, or I'd most likely have one right now. Instead I have:



...and I ride a blacked-out cruiser that is just a wee bit (lots) louder than stock. And yeah, I have to say most drivers give me a little bit wider berth than they did when I was on my Ninja wearing a silver mesh jacket. Funny how that works.

[Wrider]

Haha did you see the price on that thing? Not to mention if you went down in it, let's just hope there's no gas, oil, or anything flammable within 100 yards.