SUV Driving Soccer Moms

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CYNWAGON · #1 Unread post by **CYNWAGON** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:29 pm

Decided to post this just to see what kind of flak I get for it.....

I am an SUV Driving Soccer Mom (ok no soccer, but other sports included).

I drive a Ford Expedition Max (one of the biggest beasts out there).

I sometimes talk on my cellphone ------- BUT ----------

I ALSO drive a Suzuki M50.

I love my bike, I love my truck. They both have very different uses in my life.

Please don't paint us all with the same brush. I agree some are stupid and just don't pay attention, but some of us are very aware of what's going on around us, especially in the summer with the bikes.

Just my 2 cents that not all of the SUV soccer moms are out to get you - just some.

BuzZz · #2 Unread post by **BuzZz** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:36 pm

Pretty much anybody on the road who isn't me, is braindead.

I'm an equal opportunity assshole...... I hate everyone.

CYNWAGON · #3 Unread post by **CYNWAGON** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:40 pm

Sweet buzZz!

And what are you driving now???

BuzZz · #4 Unread post by **BuzZz** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:50 pm

I'm easy to spot on the road. I'm the only one doing everything right!

That's a lie, I am far, far, FAR too aggressive, and I'm not bright enough to be scared of cars. I have drivers pull over to let me by everywhere. If I'm making cagers nervous on my bike, that can't be a good thing...... put me in a 15 000lb tool truck and I'll make my own lane, Thank You.

I drive either my little Tiburon or an F-350 dually. I ride my GSXR..... haven't touched the FJ since I got the Zuk.

Gummiente · #5 Unread post by **Gummiente** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:04 pm

Soccer Mom??!!

CYNWAGON · #6 Unread post by **CYNWAGON** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 4:28 pm

What can I say, I live a double life!

Amdonim · #7 Unread post by **Amdonim** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:36 pm

Well, normally people are innocent until proven guilty, but empirical evidence shows that when a cage is mixed with a cellphone, the driver can be assumed to be a mongoloid. Some might not be, but bell curves get the name for a reason. Actually, I guess even without the cellphone, most cagers can be assumed to be brain dead. My dad always had the idea that every driver should have to start on a motorcycle, you know, to let natural selection take it's course. I agree.

PacificShot327 · Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:57 pm

Hm...

I had a brief exchange with an SUV-driving, cell phone-toting soccer grandpa today.

It consisted of much profanity and several birds flying through the back window of my truck, wailing, gnashing of teeth, and an overwhelming urge to rid the world of one more stupid human being.

Jerkface made THE three biggest mistakes that annoy the heck out of me: didn't make a complete stop at a sign, cut me off. drives at 30mph to get on a Dallas highway. doesn't use turn signals.

And has the effin' nerve to shoot me the bird after I flash my lights at him.

I really just can't fathom being quite that incompetent.

Sigh. It's been a bad day.

king robb · #9 Unread post by **king robb** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:24 am

Life is pretty awesome when a bad day involves a bad driver or two (that didnt even smash you)

Gummiente · Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:29 am

I'm still waiting for pics of Cynwagon the Soccer Mom.