American Grammar

[Nibblet99]

Football, or "soccer" to the uncultured westerners

[CentralOzzy]

For us Aussies, FOOTBALL is something very different to Soccer.

This is my team http://melbournefc.com.au/ Check it out it may help to explain a bit?

[Nibblet99]

Damn, completely forgot about "aussie rules football", as we call it

[BuzZz]

I am guilty of them kinds of transgressions alright, and could change and correct my language usesage skills

Scoff scoff....sure Pal....snigga snigga.

Hang on! the Footy's on TV....see yuz later.

P.S. Did I mention I'm having a 'Ride In" Barby on the weekend?

Well take lots of 'picie's' and don't suck any dirt into your 'carbies'. At least I learned youses don't watch 'footy on the telly' like them poncy Britts. Ausie rules football is almost as good as OUR football.... you know, the real kind..... and tons better than soccer ever was.

That's what all the fighting and hooliganizm is about, eh. Soccer is so boring rather than have to pretend to be exited about a sport where one scoreing opportunity in 90 minutes of constant play is considered fast paced, violence is preffered. If someone actually SCORES on that slim opportunity, it overloads thier de-sensitized adreanal glands, and they start killing each other.

There... that oughta get half of this board lit-up and looking for blood. Even if it is mine. Too bad it's such a long swim for them folks. Lucky for me though.

[CentralOzzy]

Yeah....Soccer is K.R.A.P!

Aussie Rules is very tough no body armour like the wimpy Yanks....

[TechTMW]

I always thought american football is sissified.

If these guys wanna get paid millions to play a fuggin game, I wanna see blood dammit! BRING BACK RUGBY!!!!!!!!!

[CentralOzzy]

Unfortunately Rugby is STILL HERE!

Now there's a game for Neanderthals!

[BuzZz]

Still way better than soccer.... gotta respect a sport where you have to tape your ears on every game.....

[CentralOzzy]

Just in case you would like to know we don't "have a go at it" here either.LOL You backward a-- country f---. Thank you but please return to "down under" and stay there. Ha Ha Ha!!!! I would bet you even laugh funny cause you ain't from around here are ya boy? Do you hear the banjo music yet?

YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

[BDRONAGOLDWING]

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, however, I can see you are unarmed.

HOTEL is what you call a talkative date. Hope this helps.

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