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Unread postPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:32 am 
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I am a backwoods country hillbilly living in the mountains that has always owned a ATV since ATV's were invented! I have lots of ATV riding experiences, I have made a lot of mistakes riding one in the past and have learned from my mistakes, I know how to climb and come down a steep almost vertical hill, I have no fear how steep it is cause I have experience , ATV's have got better making them more easy to ride so my experiences on the older ATV's makes me even better on the new modern ATV's.
When the "City Boys" show up in my area for a poker run they bring a top of the line expensive ATV, they dress in a full motorcross suit with a $500 helmet, they look at us local guys dressed in a tee shirt and jeans riding a older ATV with broken plastic and the "City Boys" stick their nose up in the air and point and laugh at us!
But!!! when the backwoods trail gets rough the "City Boys" turn into jello! They are standing there off their expensive machine asking us to take it down that steep-vertical hill cause they are afraid, when a big mud hole comes up they find a way around cause they can't get dirty, they make a lame excuse saying our ATV's are junk already so we don't care if they get covered with mud.

Just some advice for you "City Boys" you should just shut your mouths and its a waste of money buying the top of the line ATV when you can't ride ANY ATV in the first place!

Nice ATV,,,,,,too bad you can't ride it!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Unread postPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 7:44 am 
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ATV's now is it.

All Hail MotoF150/Marvin

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Unread postPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:09 pm 
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Man, between this thread and the other one, Marvin must be having a terrible week or something...


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Unread postPosted: Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:52 pm 
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Lol no this is just how he is... You'll get used to it.

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Unread postPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:33 am 
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Seeing as you are an expert on everything else

how is your knowledge of medication, please research .... and then get some

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Unread postPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:51 am 
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Seeing as you are an expert on everything else

how is your knowledge of medication, please research .... and then get some


Preferably something containing the compound CN, such as NaCN, or KCN. Take in ample amounts, and don't wake in the morning...

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