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 Post subject: Re: How to take a shower
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Time a man spends in the bathroom taking care of the four S's ten to fifteen minutes max.
Time a woman spends in the bathroom taking care of the four S's (but only admitting to doing three of them) ten to fifteen hours....and that is if she is in a rush.

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Please clarify the "4" S's.

Pretty sure I know 3 of them...

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dr_bar wrote:
Please clarify the "4" S's.

Pretty sure I know 3 of them...


Shite, Shower, Shave, Shampoo......of the four, women will only admit to the last three..... :mrgreen:

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I always included the shampoo with the shower...

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ceemes wrote:
dr_bar wrote:
Please clarify the "4" S's.

Pretty sure I know 3 of them...


Shite, Shower, Shave, Shampoo......of the four, women will only admit to the last three..... :mrgreen:


Because some people act so stupid about a natural body function...they make jokes, humiliate and embarrass.....so it's better to be quiet and discrete.....

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Almost died laughing because it's SO TRUE!!!

But for the men's part, they forgot "clip nails into sink, leave bits all over" and "turn off water but not shower, so when your SO goes to rinse the cat bowl under the bathtub faucet (while bending over into the bathtub to reach), the sound effects go like "*WHOOOOSH* 'AAAAGH!!! DAMMIT [your name]!!!!!'"
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Katharine wrote:
Almost died laughing because it's SO TRUE!!!

But for the men's part, they forgot to "turn off water but not shower, so when your SO goes to rinse the cat bowl under the bathtub faucet (while bending over into the bathtub to reach), the sound effects go like "*WHOOOOSH* 'AAAAGH!!! DAMMIT [your name]!!!!!'"


We don't forget, we do it on purpose. Sometime you got to make your on entertainment, and that is great comedic entertainment. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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