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Unread postPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 1:28 pm 
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A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, "It's not a boat." The speck gets even closer and he thinks, "It's not a raft."

Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and she says, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years!" he says.

She reaches over, unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag and says, "Man, oh man, is that good!"

Then she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a drink of whiskey?"

He replies, "Ten years!"

She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on the right, pulls out a flask and gives it to him. He takes a long swig and says, "Wow, that's fantastic!"

Then she starts unzipping this long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, "And how long has it been since you've had some REAL fun?"

And the man replies, "My God! Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!

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So what's so funny about that??? :motorcyclelove: :lol:
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yeah wheres the funny ha ha part?


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Unread postPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:08 pm 
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I was hoping he'd get to see some boobies.

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Unread postPosted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:37 pm 
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FlysWithEagles wrote:
I was hoping he'd get to see some boobies.


lol now THATS comedy right there.

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Unread postPosted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:45 am 
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Well, I thought it was funny. It got a chuckle out of me. I guess my coffee hasn't kicked in yet.

Stay cool out there. (Excessive heat warning in Philly-Wilmington area)


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