I called the traffic police

[sapaul]

After having a serious case of BDS (bike deprivation syndrome) I just had to get out and blow the cobwebs away. I go south as usual as there is less traffic find a quiet stretch and just open up, That VFR can hit 260 on the clock but knowing the japanese bikes it was probably closer to 240 real.

Anyway, as I got back I felt really strange, it was after a little thinking, Guilt, not a feeling I am used to.

To assuage my guilt I called Metro traffic cops

Hello is that Metro

yes what can we do for you

well I was speeding today and I feel guilty so I thought I would call you,

Sir, you have made my day, to know that there are conscientious citizens out there, what exactly happened

Well I was out on my bike and the clock showed me 260kmh

WOW, that was a helluva speed

Yeah was kinda cool, but I think the alcohol made me brave

All I can say is that THINK BIKE must be having an effect on you and I respect you for calling us and owning up to your indescretion

Thanks, this is not an unpleasant experiance, but then again I had a lot of alcohol

Right you are Sir, what did you say your name was

I said I was feeling guilty, not ****ing stupid MR Plod, and put the phone down.

Was I wrong???????





I feel much better.

[Gummiente]

No, not wrong at all. You, uh, did call from an untraceable phone, right?

[MTNMAN800]

Nothing wrong at all. You just went to traffic confession, stated what you did wrong and got it off your chest. Good work! Funny too!!

[redwing]

Yep ... you did bad. What will they say? Call that policeman back and confess ... confess ... confess right now. i know you'll fell butter ... or is it better?