Canadian World Domination...

[NorthernPete]

i never win a thing....and even if I did.....a toyota? ugh. make it truely canadian and let us win a snowmobile or something....

and Ive actually thought about breaking into a timmies and stealing coffee cups....

[MZ33]

a toyota?

Is that what you win? Here in Ohio, I haven't even heard of that phrase, even though there is a Tim's very close by. Nor in my home town of Albion, NY--we are soooo cutting edge, out there beyond Buffalo, that we have a TH there.

[Kal]

I think when dealing with these weak beer lovers in search of world domination we should heed the advice of Father Guido Sarducci

"I’d nuke ‘em"

It is customary here to tell a joke about American beer, sadly TMW is a family forum so I can't...

As pointed out here previously; Canada is bigger than the States and on top, in prison... )

on my honeymoon I walked up to the beer cart in the Canadian Pavilion at Epcot and asked where the nearest Tim Horton's was. three of them almost gave themselves whiplash spinning around to see who asked the question

We love Off Kilter in the Candian Village

Actually the pub in Little Britain isn't too bad, although it does need beer mats and beer towels/drip trays on the bar.

Warning to Epcot visitors: Britain really isn't like that!

[Big B]

As pointed out here previously; Canada is bigger than the States and on top, in prison... )

ah ha! Canada is only bigger in total area, not landmass (that hudson bay thing and all the islands skew the numbers a bit)

but that means they could be using all that water to train a crack squadron of seals and walrus... crap...i'll just crawl back into my hidey hole and await the inevitable.

[Big B]

As pointed out here previously; Canada is bigger than the States and on top, in prison... )

ah ha! Canada is only bigger in total area, not landmass (that hudson bay thing and all the islands skew the numbers a bit)

dammit, i thought i read that somewhere and now i can't verify it, that settles it, i'm an idiot

i'll have to go home and choke down a labatt's or two to make up for my indiscretions.

[Kal]

on my honeymoon I walked up to the beer cart in the Canadian Pavilion at Epcot and asked where the nearest Tim Horton's was. three of them almost gave themselves whiplash spinning around to see who asked the question

We love Off Kilter in the Candian Village

Actually the pub in Little Britain isn't too bad, although it does need beer mats and beer towels/drip trays on the bar.

Warning to Epcot visitors: Britain really isn't that 'cute'

[Big B]

on my honeymoon I walked up to the beer cart in the Canadian Pavilion at Epcot and asked where the nearest Tim Horton's was. three of them almost gave themselves whiplash spinning around to see who asked the question

We love Off Kilter in the Candian Village

Actually the pub in Little Britain isn't too bad, although it does need beer mats and beer towels/drip trays on the bar.

Warning to Epcot visitors: Britain really isn't that 'cute'

yeah, but it's the best spot to watch the fireworks

[RC DAVE]

No evil beava's in fl (how bout an otter) evil otta

[Kal]

Don't need Beavers Dave, every patch of water more than an inch deep in Florida has an alligator hiding in it...

[Triumphgirl]

Uh oh, canadian bikers are going to attack. Americans, ASSEMBLE YOUR SUV'S AND CHAARGE!

"CANADA" The sleeping Giant?