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Canadian World Domination...

#1 Unread post by AlphaZed » Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:22 pm

Ok, Blues2cruise, now that i've been here awhile, I just must know about this "Canadian World Domination" thing!?

I love Canada and have many great memories of/from Canada, but c'mon, what are you up to? Should us 'Merican's be concerned? ;-)

No ill intent intended, just curious...

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Re: Canadian World Domination...

#2 Unread post by Gummiente » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:28 am

AlphaZed wrote:Should us 'Merican's be concerned?
Yes.
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Re: Canadian World Domination...

#3 Unread post by fireguzzi » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:42 am

Gummiente wrote:
AlphaZed wrote:Should us 'Merican's be concerned?
Yes.
That is if you are concerned with soggy rat things that chew up yer wood.
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#4 Unread post by Johnj » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:03 am

Join the resistance. Fight the evil beaver.

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#5 Unread post by Ninja Geoff » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:22 am

Uh oh, canadian bikers are going to attack. Americans, ASSEMBLE YOUR SUV'S AND CHAARGE!
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#6 Unread post by jstark47 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:37 pm

Tragic, it is. Unhinged from the stress of pretending for years that Alexander Keith's is world-class ale, our northern neighbors have now fallen under the spell of a giant dyspeptic rat......... eh?

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#7 Unread post by Johnj » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:56 pm

our numbers grow.

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#8 Unread post by Gummiente » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:15 pm

jstark47 wrote:Unhinged from the stress of pretending for years that Alexander Keith's is world-class ale
Oh, you are SO gonna get a smack, mister! :whupass:
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#9 Unread post by jstark47 » Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:23 pm

Gummiente wrote:
jstark47 wrote:Unhinged from the stress of pretending for years that Alexander Keith's is world-class ale
Oh, you are SO gonna get a smack, mister! :whupass:
Yeah, yeah, yeah.... :roll: ... gotta catch me first!! I figure by the time you dig yourself out of your giant snowbank in Grey County, I'll be long gone..... :twisted:
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#10 Unread post by slimcolo » Tue Jan 06, 2009 8:24 pm

My GOD Johnj, they are already taking over! The EVIL BEAVER is already here. AAAAAA

My supposed American Ford was actually built in Windsor.

I like Mexican food but last time I bought Carne Asada the label said "Product of Canada" Canadian Carne?

I got some cookies label says "Swedish Gourmet Cookies" but the bakery that makes them isn't in Oslo it's in Edmonton.

I never understood (and still don't) curling!

This keeps on happening and I want Nunavut!

One good thing is that the CFL has all been back North of the Border since 95! (a Alabama based CFL team <Birmingham Barracudas>made as much sense as well the Jamaican bobsled team)

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#11 Unread post by poet » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:08 pm

I think when dealing with these weak beer lovers in search of world domination we should heed the advice of Father Guido Sarducci

"I’d nuke ‘em"
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#12 Unread post by blues2cruise » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:13 pm

OMG...this thread is so hilarious.

I will rally the troops. :laughing:
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Re: Canadian World Domination...

#13 Unread post by blues2cruise » Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:19 pm

AlphaZed wrote:Ok, Blues2cruise, now that i've been here awhile, I just must know about this "Canadian World Domination" thing!?

I love Canada and have many great memories of/from Canada, but c'mon, what are you up to? Should us 'Merican's be concerned? ;-)

No ill intent intended, just curious...

-Paul :-)
Likewise with the Canadian World Domination League. No ill intent intended.
However.....eventually.....just like The Borg.....you will be assimilated.....Resistance is futile. :P :laughing:
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#14 Unread post by BuzZz » Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:52 am

Luckily I was made aware of this thread (O.K..... woken up.... whatever...) before the bloodshed started.

Lady Blues was most correct, yous guys will be assimilated. And it's far too late for anyone to anything about it. That's why we have brought it out in the open to let yall have your little beaver bash joke-a-thon, just a little crumb we tossed your way before the curtain drapes around what's left of Camelot.

Guess Who(it wasn't an American Woman) was on the grassy knoll..... ever wonder how the VC figured out living like rats and pumping dope down the pipeline would send the Imperialist Dogs home..... all the gas crisis(es? crisii? crisisis?).... that was us.

The Berlin wall falling? Gummi stumbled into it one night on his way home from the Pub. Poof.... rubble. The first Iraq 'incident'? Doc Bar was just making a crank call to Saddam and planted the idea to roll into Saudi Arabia..... who knew the stupid bastrd actually would? Iraq II.... that was me. I knew Georgy Boy jump all over that WMD thing if I spammed him hard enough....... The mortgage crisis..... I can't tell you how we did that yet, but I will tell you it was Alan Thick's idea.... and Highside who implemented it. Ceemes has been running an intelligence and misinformation network down there for years. Blues herownself has been making and selling mind controlling apple pies Nationwide for 2 decades prepping your leaders for this. We have controlled the price of oil since 1957 with highly trained Saboteur Beaver Troops who can cross any international border undetected to crank up production or turn off taps to suit our needs.
It is coming, and it's coming soon! We WILL dominated the planet! It WILL be run the way it always should have been run all along!!! Now that we have let you guys take a swing at it for a couple of centuries, and as you realize how right we really are, we are unstoppable. It will happen, no matter how much yall yip-n-yodel, and it will be Good. If it's no too much bother. O.K.?




slimcolo wrote:.........

This keeps on happening and I want Nunavut!

......
But this is just too fluckin hilarious....
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#15 Unread post by Ninja Geoff » Wed Jan 07, 2009 4:42 am

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jstark47 wrote:Unhinged from the stress of pretending for years that Alexander Keith's is world-class ale
Oh, you are SO gonna get a smack, mister! :whupass:
:lolrun: Their IPA is the most disappointing IPA I've ever had.
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#16 Unread post by Gummiente » Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:47 am

blues2cruise wrote:I will rally the troops. :laughing:
Ms Blues, I hereby offer the support of my CURD Collective. I have several Vice-Commissars and Ambassadors located at key points around the country and the globe, ready to invade anywhere, anytime at a moment's notice. Just say the word and I will have my Atlantic, Central and Western Divisions cross the border (with a short delay at the Duty Free shops) and establish a spearhead towards Lynchburg, TN. We will take over the Jack Daniels factory and force them to produce Vodka, not that distilled wino puke they call "whiskey." Once we have secured the distillery, I will send the Western Division towards their nation's capital (Tenney, Minnesota, if I remember right) while the Atlantic Division will head over to Martha's Vineyard for some R&R and the Central Division will spread out and establish Tim Horton doughnut shops at key points along our supply route.

We await your command, m'lady.

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#17 Unread post by blues2cruise » Wed Jan 07, 2009 10:28 am

We can hold the CURD Collective in reserve. If we really need them we can unleash their choir. :laughing:
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#18 Unread post by NorthernPete » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:10 pm

slimcolo wrote:One good thing is that the CFL has all been back North of the Border since 95! (a Alabama based CFL team <Birmingham Barracudas>made as much sense as well the Jamaican bobsled team)
Hmmm, well the Baltimore Stallions did manage to win the grey cup in 95. :laughing:

Anyone can score a touchdown with 4 downs...it takes real snowy football to do it in 3.

Not that it really matters as Hockey is much better anyways, we dominate the world juniors, and pretty much every NHL stanley cup champion team could dress 2 lines of Canadian born players....

you cant fight it, we're bigger and on top....kinda like that one girl I knew back in college....
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#19 Unread post by fireguzzi » Wed Jan 07, 2009 3:31 pm

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#20 Unread post by Johnj » Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:57 am

NorthernPete wrote:...you cant fight it, we're bigger and on top....kinda like that one girl I knew back in college....
:shock: ... :laughing:
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