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A young man graduated from University of Kentucky with a degree in
Journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who
Hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Kentucky, he went
To the Indiana country to do his research.

He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself
To the farmer and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young Man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?"

The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my
Neighbor's' sheep got lost. We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed It and took it back home."

"I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything
Else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?"

After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbor's
Daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big posse that time and Found her. After we all screwed her, we took her back home."

Again, the young man said, "I can't print that either. Has anything ever
Happened around here that made you sad?"

The old farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after a few
Seconds looked up timidly at the young man and
Said, "I got lost once...."

mental note to self, never get lost in indiana

I hear Banjo music playin!

gotta purdy mouth thar boy.....

The Gay Cowboy

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock, and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.



"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.


"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.


"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.


"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.




"Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.



"Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.




Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

both of 'em

LOL

good ones

Jebus DR Bar, now THAT one was good!