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#31 Unread post by CYNWAGON »

You're on!.....but you have to be engaged in conversation on your cell phone, and you have to pick up at least one kid from a soccer game while the race is on....
Only if I can have a coffee in the other hand and drive with my knee! :wink:
wow you drive a motorcycle.... How many trees have you run into cause when you start to drive a motorcycle bad things happen. Now if you ment you ride your m50 then SWEEETT!!!!
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Most suv drivers are soccer moms and 80% of the time those are the people who pull out in front of even garbage trucks.

I'm usually the one flipping off the garbage truck that cut me off. Happens quite often, apparently the stop sign by the landfill is optional.
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BuzZz wrote:Pretty much anybody on the road who isn't me, is braindead. :mrgreen:

I'm an equal opportunity assshole...... I hate everyone. :twisted:

Once again ... BuzzZz is right.
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#34 Unread post by ofblong »

CYNWAGON wrote:
You're on!.....but you have to be engaged in conversation on your cell phone, and you have to pick up at least one kid from a soccer game while the race is on....
Only if I can have a coffee in the other hand and drive with my knee! :wink:
wow you drive a motorcycle.... How many trees have you run into cause when you start to drive a motorcycle bad things happen. Now if you ment you ride your m50 then SWEEETT!!!!
Sorry, my bad! :oops:


Most suv drivers are soccer moms and 80% of the time those are the people who pull out in front of even garbage trucks.

I'm usually the one flipping off the garbage truck that cut me off. Happens quite often, apparently the stop sign by the landfill is optional.
LOL you mean stop signs with white borders right? :twisted:
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#35 Unread post by CYNWAGON »

LOL you mean stop signs with white borders right?
Sure that's "exactly" what I mean. :twisted:
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#36 Unread post by CYNWAGON »

Stupid Freakin' Soccer Moms!!!!! If she was going to be a moron at least she could have the respect to drive a REAL SUV and not one of those stupid crossovers!!!! :evil:

Never flipped off a fellow soccer mom until today. Didn't have to put my hand to far up since the bike height was almost level with her piece of garbage! :twisted:

Rant's over - carry on.
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#37 Unread post by PacificShot327 »

CYNWAGON wrote:Stupid Freakin' Soccer Moms!!!!! If she was going to be a moron at least she could have the respect to drive a REAL SUV and not one of those stupid crossovers!!!! :evil:

Never flipped off a fellow soccer mom until today. Didn't have to put my hand to far up since the bike height was almost level with her piece of garbage! :twisted:

Rant's over - carry on.


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CYNWAGON wrote:Stupid Freakin' Soccer Moms!!!!! If she was going to be a moron at least she could have the respect to drive a REAL SUV and not one of those stupid crossovers!!!! :evil:

Never flipped off a fellow soccer mom until today. Didn't have to put my hand to far up since the bike height was almost level with her piece of garbage! :twisted:

Rant's over - carry on.
You should see what they drive around here. This is the land of the Prerunner.

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#39 Unread post by CYNWAGON »

sorry we had some pretty good storms here and the internet has been out... country livin' is great!

So what happened to turn me against my own kind????

We were out by Drayton Valley, coming east to the bridge, which is 80km/h and can be lousy with cops (nobody does 80). I was doing between 85-90, I like expensive shoes way more than speeding tickets, got past the bridge and started to speed up (it goes up to 100 then). Going up the hill there is a passing lane and I stayed right but I sped up. Apparently, if I'm only going to go a little above the speed limit, I shouldn't speed up to the new speed limit because the little SUV has a hard time passing me...... what a beeatch!
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